It's my 160th post. Ta-daaa!!
Oh yeah. I have a BSN in nursing now, which means I am through with nursing school. I don't think it's really hit me, yet.
I say this not to preach, but because I forget it all of the time: All glory to God... because I still don't know what a nurse is supposed to do in most situations. But, go ahead... ask me for medical advice.
Monday, August 10, 2009
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Posted by Amy at 11:54 PM
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congrats on finishing school!!! so very exciting. when will i see you again?
If I have a hideous burn wound, what should I do about it?
I'm so happy for you! I can't wait to see what God has planed for your life. Though we can't see the big picture it is so good to know His ways are higher!
Thank you! And Jessica, I hope it is soon!
Dodger, I heard it helps to soak your head in a bucket of paint.
what do i do if i accidentally sew my head to the carpet? and then set myself on fire? can diet fix that?
um that nasada up there is amy..not anna
Congratulations, Amy! Way to go!
dodger... i was going to suggest sitting in the freezer for a couple of hours to cool off the burn. but listen to the nurse.
and JLM, you should know that diet will fix a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.
amy... glad to know YOU were signed in as nasada. i was thinking that anna was coming up with some pretty snappy comebacks.
oh wow..........thanks alisa.
Wait, even if the burn is not on my head? I'm not the one with SERIOUS carpet burn. And if I inhale while my head is in said paint bucket, does that count as a dietary measure?
Okay, everyone calm down. I need to prioritize. Like a good nurse always does. For that, I give you a list.
#1. Yes, I accidentally logged in as my sister.
#2. Sewing your head to the carpet sounds like you might be suffering from post traumatic stress disorder. Did you ever work in a carpet factory, JLM?Tell me how you are really feeling.
#3. Proper nutritional intake is key to everything. How many fat people are mentioned in the Bible? ONE! And the others all lived for hundreds of years. Clearly, we are doing something wrong.
#4. Even if the burn is on your feet, a paint-soaked-head helps. But don't inhale. Current medical technology has yet to find a way to scrape residue off the inside of your lungs.
Whatever.
But as per the BSN in nursing...Heartiest Congratulations from the Green household.
Accomplishment is a huge thrill...until you settle down and realize you don't really know what to do next.
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