Friday, January 2, 2009

Oh no... this doesn't make me jealous in the slightest.

For the couples who are getting married in the next year or so... oh heck, I'll just name them ALL. All sixteen of them.

1) Rachel and Robert
2) Adam and Emily
3)Candace and Justin
4) Renee and Jonathan
5) Jaime and Patrick
6) Andrew and Laura
7) Brittany and Forrest
8) Molly and Daniel
9) Lindsey and Phillip
10)Chase and Allison
11) Megan and Stuart
12) Suz and Joe
13) Heather and Michael
14) Ben and Hillery
15) Evan and Laura
16) Luke and Savannah

Good grief. Well, whatever you do... learn how to avoid the doghouse, guys. And I don't think jewelry gets you out everytime.


Owl of the Desert said...

This was what last year was like for us...we counted 14 weddings. I guess we've reached some sort of point in our lives.

s. wells said...

jewelry might not work, but ice cream...that's another story :) hey, do i know any of these people besides renee and candice?!?

alisa said...

you forgot luke and savannah

on to june said...

what about me and scarlett johansson? i see we're not on the list.

Dodger of Sheep said...

Unfortunately, Scarlett Johansson got married earlier this year...much to the disappointment of the greater male community.
But how long do Hollywood marriages last? Could still be a chance...maybe, just maybe...

on to june said...

i've been wondering why she stopped returning my calls...

Amy said...

wait?! you both like her? Seriously, guys. Seriously. Get over your hormone-induced crushes.
And yes... i will add L. and S. promptly.
And Sarah... numbers 5, 6, 14, and 15 all went to school with us. I would say their last names... but this is the world WIDE web. Yikes.

Elyow'eynay said...

Hi Amy!
First time commentor, long time fan.
(Supposed to make fun of goofy radio get the picture)

Wow so didn't know you had a Blog. You know these things are so few and far between.

Thanks for listing me and emily on your list. But..we do have a slight problem.
We're second.

Whats up with that?
Now I can't reason it with my little brain so maybe you can explain. I mean I tried to think, well maybe alphabetical but no because I'm a A. Then maybe length of time together but I KNOW that we have to have these other people beat. So what is it? Huh? Do you just not like us?

Amy said...
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Amy said...

Rachel is family, Adam. So there. And I'm her bridesmaid. You make me a bridesmaid and I'll... no, wait. Rachel would still be family and in first place even if you did ask me to be a bridesmaid.

P.S. If you didn't know I had a blog, how are you a long time fan?

Elyow'eynay said...

P.S. It was just a know like those cheesy radio shows.

P.P.S I would love to make you a bridesmaid....except I'm not a bride...therefore I can't have any maids. If you want to be my "Man Maid" I think it would be ok....but Emily might not go for it, you know...her being the bride to be and all.