Monday, April 14, 2008

I wish naked was an option

I have decided I want to kill myself. By DNA-damaging-UV-rays. In all seriousness. I was told dying in my bed in old age was a sissy way to die so I have selected skin cancer as my way to meet Davy Jones. And if you touch my back, I will bury you alive, burn you at the stake, and keep you on bread and water for 3 days.

4 comments:

s. wells said...

that's the price of beauty, my friend.

on to june said...

I'm gonna kill myself by slapping you on the back--I've been told that skin cancer is so last year...

Amy said...

well... i always was a year behind in fashion anyways. and i'm not sure if this price was worth it.

Dodger of Sheep said...

Dying in your sleep is no good. I mean, you only die once and you don't want to miss it.